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An inconsistent dose of geekhood, writing, and pops of color. ~ Character in PFP is Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary ~ My name's Iri -- He/She. :) I'm an aspiring storyteller. I reblog a lot but you can hear me talk your ear off underneath the tag #IriTheYapperš¬
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Well then! If you've made it this far, welcome, welcome, welcome! I'm excited to see you here! Welcome to my domain ā
My name is Iri! I also can go by Iris, Des, Desky, or Sky. Basically, anything you get out of Iridesky, which is a mix of Iridescent and Sky.
I go by pretty much any pronouns but I prefer She/He.
Please note that if you follow this blog, you'll notice a lot of interests besides these sometimes, too!! Often in big waves of reblogs. That's how I deal with a lot of interests, sorry. That's why it's an inconsistent dose of geekhood! :D
I'm a writer who rants about fandom stuff here sometimes!
I also like space, cryptids, mythology, folklore, music, mystery, calligraphy, knights, fashion, photography, linguistics, dumb puns, theorizing, and vintage aesthetics. I have a loooot of aesthetics.
Oh! And I like Whales! And Highland Cows! And Butterflies! And other stuff but like that's what I like mostly :)
My music taste is pretty much all over the place but I really like Coldplay, AJR, Ghost, Sleep Token, The Foo Fighters, Glass Animals, Bring Me The Horizon, Hozier, Bastille, Tyler The Creator, and EVE (jp singer) as of right now. Again, this is subject to change...I listen to a lot of stuff!
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For most asks - #birdboxš
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(I have no other tags for now...I gotta get to fixing that...)
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papyrus really confronts a serial killer, fully prepared to stop them by force if necessarry, and starts his speech that's meant to convince them to turn around with "ok so first of all you're just fucking weird"
I think the fandom has always generally agreed that between the skeleton brothers it's Sans that is more inclined towards violence. Papyrus is a staunch pacifist - in fact, he is the only monster that will never kill you, no matter the route. Sans on the other hand can and does kill you. A lot. Violently. But only in the genocide route. It doesn't matter if you only killed a single froggit, if you killed his brother or if you killed everyone but spared one person - he doesn't fight you unless he absolutely has to but when he does he fights like hell. He's no stranger to making violent threats too, telling us that the only thing that kept him from killing us was the promise he made to Toriel.
This has caused the fandom to generally regard them as opposites. Papyrus naively believes in the inherent goodness of people. He does fight but he never kills. Sans is more of a cynic. He only fights you with the intent to kill. And so far practically everyone assumed the reason he only fought you in the genocide route was because he was too depressed and apathetic to do so in any other route. That being aware of resets, knowing that no matter what he does it'll all end up erased, made him too indifferent to bother.
But this interaction reveals that we've actually got him all wrong.
It reveals that Sans might be an even bigger pacifist than Papyrus. Papyrus refuses to kill but Sans refuses to even hit you - not because he's too lazy but because he dislikes violence. He's actually willing to put quite a bit of effort into his "battle" (it's for charity after all) but makes it absolutely clear that battling him is not something that will happen ever again in a way that indicates it's not because it's too much effort. It's because it's against his philosophy. It's a conscious choice he's making. Because he believes it's wrong.
He only resorts to violence when he's at the end of his rope. When he has to prevent you from destroying the world. He agrees to do something he considers wrong because the alternative is much, much worse.
In a way, we got both of the brothers wrong. Papyrus isn't naive - he's kind and optimistic. Sans isn't completely apathetic - he has a moral code he follows. Which, in retrospect, makes complete sense. He is The Judge after all - and that requires a strong sense of morality.
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oh this sucks I need to (remembers to make positive affirmations) perform for you now a completely improvised play. it will have never been done before and it will never happen again. it will be oscar award winning, it will be bafta worthy and it will have a beginning, middle and end. and all I need from you now is a title.
When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING
Which doesnāt speak English at all, all itās line are in Italian and itās name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didnāt know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like āhey what the fuckā and I didnāt have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.
The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesnāt exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.
When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING
Which doesnāt speak English at all, all itās line are in Italian and itās name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didnāt know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like āhey what the fuckā and I didnāt have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.
The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesnāt exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.
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Iāll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as āattractiveā or even āsexyā to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isnāt?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasnāt anything particularly āfoxlikeā about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be āweirdā, but I donāt think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
