i dont freak unless froken to

the for you page on tumblr is actually a free blocklist of the worst people with the worst takes youve ever seen

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

My dick is wet and my pussy’s hard. So what?

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

In retrospect (as if that happened years ago and not like last month) the discourse around jimmy crystal was a little funny like no i dont think people are attracted to jimmy savile i think they are attracted to famous actor and conventionally attractive man jack o'connell