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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

phantomrose96

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

anneriawings

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

anneriawings

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

anneriawings

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY

anneriawings

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

anneriawings

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

phantomrose96

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

anneriawings

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

anneriawings

COOKIES ACQUIRED

homebeccer

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

anneriawings

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

anneriawings

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED

phantomrose96

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

crowreys-wormstache

Oh my god it’s back

anneriawings

H O W

anavar-immela

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

phantomrose96

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.

sharkgal4

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

offonaherosjourney

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

korasonata

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.

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vampirejuno

#project hail mary #rocky the eridian #khfjshjfhsf

girl-blorbo-polls

Does an adaptation/reboot/sequel series/etc of your girl blorbo’s source work exist? Do you like her in it?

No adaptations (/etc) at all

One, I like her in it

One, I’m neutral about her in it

One, I don’t like what they did with her in it

Multiple, like her in them all

Multiple, I don’t like what they did with her in all

Multiple, mix of like and dislike

Multiple, completely neutral on her in them all

She’s not in the adaptation(s) (/etc) 😭

She’s only my blorbo in an adaptation

She’s my OC

Other infinitely nuanced answer

Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours

#polls #eva stratt #adapted in the recent movie and she’s fantastic #noticeably different but not in a bad way #sandra hüller knocked it out of the fucking park #ophelia turner #there is an upcoming tv series adaptation of pacific drive which we have no details about #so idk if she’s gonna be in it but like. i’d be shocked if they didn’t include so much as a nod in her direction

sleepymarmot

“Math is not thinking. Math is procedure. Memory is not thinking. Memory is storage. Thinking is thinking. Problem, solution. You and me think same speed. Why, question?”

“Rocky, you can make screws, right?” “Yes. Easy. Why, question?” “I dropped one.” “Hold screws better.” “How?” “Use hand.” “My hand’s busy with the wrench.” “Use second hand.” “My other hand’s on the hull to keep me steady.” “Use third han—hmm. Get beetles. I make new screws.”

“Not forever. We save planets. Then we have Astrophage technology. Visit each other.” I give a wry grin. “Can we do all that within fifty Earth years?” “Probably not. Why so fast, question?” “I only have fifty years or so left to live. Humans don’t”—I hiccup—“don’t live long, remember?” “Oh.” He’s quiet for a moment.

Interesting and consistent distinction here between having information perfectly preserved and being able to recall it. It's the difference between having a comprehensive archive on your hard drive and realizing when and what you should look up in it.

Of course Rocky knows that humans have only two hands and live only for a few decades, but his thinking patterns have stable associations for things like these based on the Eridian standards, and he hasn't developed a habit of thinking about them in human terms like he does with the numbers he has to covert every time.

#project hail mary #rocky the eridian

donutdrawsthings

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

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the-grey-hunt

i had the urge to draw Ryland's parents, Leslie and Terry, from my fic Red Thread, so naturally I drew them taking Ryland to the hospital when he passed out due to time travel

#project hail mary #red thread #ryland grace #oughghe teeny little boy suffering <3

prokopetz

The thing that fascinates me about janky RPG Maker horror games is that there's a specific level of jank that invites audience participation. Many well-regarded examples of the type do not actually achieve their intended experiences of play, but they get close enough that that experience can be constructed with active player buy-in. As a player you can of course break any game by going out of your way to refuse to cooperate, but when you're put in the position of needing to go out of your way not to break the game, you become a sort of co-author in a way that games which are actually functional typically don't permit.

prokopetz

There's a certain satisfaction in being able to clearly see that the scenery is made of cardboard and taking special care not to tip it over because you're genuinely curious where the game's author is going with this.

gracerockyyes

Grace, bedtime. This is not a request.

#project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #human!rocky #rocktiz #grocky

mongeese

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

#the murderbot diaries

transformativeworks

The TikTok Team is back again with a Tag Wrangler Hear Me Out Cake.

(YouTube link)

transformativeworks

Did you want the recipe? Bc now this exists

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86327351

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chumbie

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

randomitemdrop

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

wolfythewitch

furthest we've ever been

#project hail mary #ryland grace

senblades

Why do you stay?

#hollow knight #silksong #silksong spoilers #hk hornet

markimoocow

therapy session

#unus annus

puncertainty

<3 (prints here)

#project hail mary #project hail mary spoilers #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #grocky

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pineappical

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

#project hail mary #rocky the eridian #ryland grace

tripleratskill

I was feeling awful yesterday but thankfully Vitamin Deficient Dr. Capt. Ryland Grace saved my mood

#project hail mary #ryland grace #i feel like if i so much as sneezed on him he’d explode into a fine pile of dust

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