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I just changed my name, picture, header, everything, so I guess this is the obligatory post letting you know I used to be clever-and-conceited. Came up with that a decade and a half ago and don’t have nearly the same hubris I used to, so needed a change. This is far more appropriate, somehow.
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Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew
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The window visual did me in I’m wheezing
I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.
This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.
An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame
Every time I see the start of this on my dash I’m like “fuck yeah time to laugh until I can’t breathe again”
My brother’s friend went exploring in a mine shaft and found a ringtail and thought it was a “sketchy ass cat” and decided to pet it and it bit him and he had to go to the hospital for rabies shots DONT DO DRUGS KIDS
Bringing this back cause it’s amazing
How does this have under 1k notes
WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A HERITAGE POST
@satan-offical thoughts?
if this becomes a heritage post my life would be complete although i feel i should provide some more context as this post begins to blow up:
-the video is from a time before sharing files across devices was trivial, which is why it looks so bizarre. my brother took the original video which i believe was a snapchat video which somehow got uploaded onto my parents’ computer, where my brother showed it to me. i immediately recognized the comedic gold and insisted on getting my own copy, so i re-filmed it on my own digital camera, which is why my brother is narrating what the video will be about before it starts. i then managed to get it onto my tumblr through a series of dark magic rituals. this is why it has an old mac toolbar AND a weird caption AND a vidlab watermark. simpler times indeed
-i was not involved in the act of exploring an abandoned mine shaft (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or touching the wild animal (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or hanging out with my brother (extremely dangerous, do not do this) and i do not endorse any of the behavior depicted here. leaving me notes and comments explaining that this was a bad idea is not a productive use of your time. i have known that everything my brother and his friends do is stupid and dangerous my entire life but at least in this instance we get to enjoy the fruits of their poor choices
-preston was fine. he was scratched up and got some rabies shots but this was not the first, last, or worst injury incurred by a young man who decided to follow my brother’s recommendations for what would be a good and cool idea to do. (his best friend was taken from our house to the ER six times over the course of middle and high school.) to my knowledge the ringtail was also fine despite his encounter with the cast of temu jackass.
-THIS IS PRESTON, GETTING EATEN, BY A….SKETCHY ASS CAT. MILESUNDERGROUND
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i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever
no no it's fine
why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO
dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site
basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg
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in honor of america's 250th birthday approaching, here's your friendly reminder that this poem by emma lazarus (a jewish-american woman) is on a plaque attached to the statue of liberty:
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame. “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
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Oh, to be a tiny mermaid to escape the heat
omg you’re in new mexico im in el paso!!
Oh heyyyy!!! 👋🏻 Y’all got any machete-wielding lunatics down by you? They seem to like Gallup. Good thing we’re just passing through 😂
this is so real
also if someone gave me their number on a friendship bracelet at the eras tour id fucking fold for them. id become so obsessed with them. id go home and listen to enchanted 500 times
HYSTERICAL IF TRUE
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i cannot believe we’ve gotten here
new addition for The Post:
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karma is the guy on the chiefs eras tour stage?
WELL.
we made it to the finish line
I really appreciate my kids ability to express how he’s feeling. It may seem like a small thing, but as someone who grew up repressing her feelings because I’d get taunted for having emotions, listening to my kid say “hey, can we head back to the hotel? The fireworks are nice but they’re really loud and I’m really tired and I want to go home before I start getting cranky and mean” like???? He tried to apologize for making us miss the fireworks, and I was just like “dude I cannot tell you how much I appreciate you letting us know you were getting to the end of your rope BEFORE you got there. You’ve been a trooper all day, it’s fine to be done.”
We have been in the car since 8 fucking am, driving through the emptiest parts of America you can imagine, we don’t do screens so he’s been entertaining himself by reading and doing math and brushing up on his spells and playing with the dog, so like, yeah man, when you say you want to leave the random fireworks show in the random town we landed in 13 hours after you woke up, SURE LITTLE DUDE. You are better at expressing your emotions in a healthy manner at seven years old than I am at almost a half a fucking century on this planet. Anything I can do to foster that shit, you let me know.
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Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball
Wait, are we using Christian babies as baseballs now???
goint where,the winds Take mee
