Jack's World Of Wonder

Please tell her it is a lovely spoon, Father Strange!

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest

I love not playing along

“ how do you expect to catch a man at your age?” “Rope”

Hole in the ground camouflaged with leaves

What the hell would I do with a man even if I caught one? Would I have to feed and house him? And what if he has a family who would miss him?

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked

Mine is mostly DIY, commentary videos, book related stuff, teacher related stuff, and fandom/cartoon lore/meta-analysis/animatics and stuff so I feel like no one would be shocked or judgy because if they would they definitely have never had a real conversation with me

I love that the eagle is riding on the puma's back like a little jockey

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

This is art

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

I love these so much

Made even more confusing by the blue arrows pointing left on either side of the road and the "no left turn" symbol sign in the middle of the road

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

Sounds like a Scooby-Doo ghost

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

"You dodge the tomato, you dodge the ball!"

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

Why are they even mad though? That sounds rad as hell

I don't think Five Guys will be beating those "selling cheeseburger" allegations, also tell me more about this "coffee"?