*browses own blog* amazing

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

i be checking my tumblr notifications every five seconds

You might think it stands for "Alternate Universe", but it's actually called an "AU" because that's the anguished noise you make when you realize you have to make the content yourself if you want to see them. Au auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 😭😭😭🐺🐺🐺

sometimes two characters are codependently, toxically enmeshed, doomed to mutually define and haunt each other forever. and not fucking.

So many takes on here that are basically just someone mad that someone else has made a rhetorically situated argument.

If you want the city to stop spraying pesticides that hurt native insect populations, sometimes it's easier to convince suburbanites to "oppose toxic chemicals in the parks where their children play" than to convince them of the importance of native beetles. It still helps the beetles, and you can probably get it to happen faster.

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

I want more aromantic characters who are not also asexual !!! I want more characters who 100 percent want to get it on but just don’t feel any romantic feelings for anyone. I want more aromantic characters with “friends with benefits” except it’s literally just that. That’s their best friend and sometimes they let them fuck. More aromantic characters please !!!!

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!