I want more aromantic characters who are not also asexual !!! I want more characters who 100 percent want to get it on but just don’t feel any romantic feelings for anyone. I want more aromantic characters with “friends with benefits” except it’s literally just that. That’s their best friend and sometimes they let them fuck. More aromantic characters please !!!!

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.

I’m in there. Hi. Please don’t clear it

Oops.

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i love the use of "im back in the fucking building again" referring to special interest relapse

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

btw FedEx is dissolving its HR Dept company-wide. you should definitely worry about what it means for a leading Fortune 500 to get away with simply Not having HR readily available to its employees.

Do I wanna ask about the gas leak..?

love is in the air? wrong! gas leak AND weed smoke.

Please do not smoke weed right next to the gas leak it is a significant safety hazard.

don't worry! we have the gas leak in one room and the weed smoke in another. it's very secure 👍

You remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room, right? Please tell me you remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room