and, like a fool, you give it to him

"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power

consider this: Princess and the Frog (Disney) but it’s poly

was going to say “NOT with the alligator” but you know what get in here Louis

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more

everything so scary & forever .

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.