head empty only b(l)aseball

friend of mine posted this in our discord and now I’m constantly being accused of engaging in barn gossip (they’re right)

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this had me crying laughing

me, weeping openly: potato

DEFECTOR HAS TAKEN UP THE MANTLE

was reminded of this haunting picture of christian film “star” Kirk Cameron blowing out birthday candles in what appears to be church office purgatory as two despondent women look on in barely disguised contempt. True art

but if you set up a camera, the scissors know this is the main act. and they will betray you for their moment of shock and awe. trust me about this. i have been working with scissors in my bathroom for years across the world and we have an understanding.

i turned this post into a blinkie

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

im never leaving this hellsite

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

Well, aren’t you cool.