head empty only b(l)aseball

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

Hey everybody, it's been over a month and Johan is still in ICE custody because of an expired student visa caused by an error within his school. He is an incredibly talented, charismatic, and smart young man who wouldn't even be in this situation if not– for lack of better words– for everybody in charge at every level being a bunch of fucking idiots. He has only had a little communication with his family and girlfriend, and none with his teammates. Please, please, please share this and donate if you can. His GoFundMe is very very close to reaching its goal! Anything you can do will help ❤️

its so beautiful to see a coworker high as fuck on the clock

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

by the time u’ve finished reading this sentence twenty seven innocent words will have been absorbed, suffocated, and killed by the warm embrace of ur Understanding

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already