INFECTED.

having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural

(Comes back from the evil sorceress’s tower covered in suspiciously placed bruises and poorly hidden hickeys) Uh Yeah Uhm she was torturing me Haha don’t worry abt it. By the way have you guys ever considered joining Her Dark Army

hey have u considered how men might feel about that? u have to include men. men can't be excluded. hey it hurts men when ur mean to them did u know that. what u said was rly hurtful to men, can u prostrate urself before everyone i know and apologize? with tears. okay i know u apologized but u were still mean to men so we're gonna beat the fuck out of u.

Dude last night was CRAAZYYY LOLL (suddenly very serious) I am with tapeworm.

reconditioning failed -> gerard and the clerk become friends -> show starts to fall apart -> GID is pissed -> calls in Her to personally oversee the shows -> she’s pissed her job is on the line -> pulls out all the stops (sylvia), still doesnt work -> aloof personality starts to fall apart -> fires clerk -> has to do clerks job -> fully succumbs to madness (pierrot suicide sequence)

i’m still of the belief the sex hospital was a prequel sequence but if you think all the tour legs happen sequentially it also fits that after tampa they were sent back for more reconditioning until they were “ready to work” again + graduated then despite all that it STILL didnt work hence Her direct involvement

I'm pregnant with posts and my water just broke