do not like when people comment something like “the tumblr userbase is aging” or “this is how I know I’m getting old” on my posts. hey. we can talk about the weather and be 23. take my hand.

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@dreadful-windandrain
do not like when people comment something like “the tumblr userbase is aging” or “this is how I know I’m getting old” on my posts. hey. we can talk about the weather and be 23. take my hand.

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words we ought to say more often:
apocryphal
anatine
wherewithal
grotto
umstroke
posthaste
superlative
beastmode
fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION
crepuscular
peripatetic
apropos
effervescent
taciturn
normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy
hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and
hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit
hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple
hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*

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Swing state gothic
monster high this ever after high that. when are we getting shakespeare high. i wanna see susanna and judith shakespeare have typical teen girl drama with each other and their friends who have names like mackenzie beth and opal lia. julia caesar is the class president no one likes. there’s a hot guy named benny dicks. the dolls will have full articulation
Mackenzie Beth: Daughter of Macbeth and Lady Macbeth
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow..... more homework. 🙄"
@addisonarvad
@therenaissancerose !!!!!!!!!
(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb
You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
same but it's black people
That's right
sometimes the media that respects women also has the most women suffering in it. people can't comprehend this dynamic though

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got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh
reblog while its still true
wait one fucking second it is June 10th the time police lied to me
Also I’m queueing this for next year too. At the time of writing it is 9:35 am on June 11th
Image ID: two images of an amorphous white blob with a teddy bear standing at a cash register.
First panel speech bubble reads: “June eleventh”
Second panel speech bubble reads: “Today I realized this is not a type writer” End ID
story idea i had many months ago resurfaced in my brain but as a movie instead of a novella. what the hell brain i don't know how to write a screenplay
Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.
Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.
If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.
staff hates trans women so much they'll sink this website over it

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some people treat romantic love like it’s the only meaningful thing life has to offer and that’s so weird to me.. there’s so much more out there
I'm not saying it's not important etc etc but to treat it like it's the ultimate purpose of life is just very sad to me idk
This is a fucking new one