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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

my dream check please adaptation would be a four-season 22-episode apiece sitcom, with each season being one year of the comic/one year of bitty's time at samwell. this would allow it to be silly enough to really bring the spirit of the comic, allow for little hocky shit animations, provide opportunity for all of the characters to get the development they deserve, and meaningfully seperate it from both heartstopper and heated rivalry. extra plotlines could get added to adapt the tweets and really make it sing! i think of this magnificant and improbably dream often.

Begging people to drop this meme from use.

if you go with the theory that the cars are like creatures that use the cars as shells, kinda like hermit crabs, then he could get both, like life insurance for himself and then car insurance for the shell.