Just a Goblin

“Why did the bright queen believe essek so easily how did he get away with so much shit before he was caught?” Buddy you would not believe what you can get away with if you’re Quiet and Get Good Grades

being really sad about ccod ending and then watching the finale feels like that video clip where the baby starts crying and then someone throws a cheese slice on their face and they stop crying because they're too confused trying to register what just happened

IT’S AS BIG AS HE IS

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

@satanstrousers Evhan every time we fight mind flayers

When you make a 27 AC Golem PC with an intelligence of 9, what you're really doing is gifting your DM a secret mini-boss whenever they feel like it @the-dice-hag

wait so vesper died in 2003, 23 years ago, and nancy is 51. she was 28 when she wrote that obituary. how long do you think she’d been working for the omaha sunday scoop at that point? no wonder it hit hard, a girl just a few years younger than she is, passionate and driven like she is, who never had the chance to be more. how much of nancy’s career do you think was driven by the determination that someone needs to tell the story of people who think they’ll disappear without anyone noticing, how many nights did she spend doggedly pursing a story, exhausted and upset, and pulling out that old obituary for the strength to keep pushing forwards?

The Camarilla LOVE the AI boom. Breaking the Masquerade is a bit harder now

Self-reblog to reiterate now with Ermine pushing for the data center: the Camarilla gotta LOVE the AI boom as a way of protecting the Masquerade online