Just a Goblin

thinking about how cool nancy danderhoof is as just. a ttrpg mechanic. the only way that you can survive is if you can find a news story more noteworthy than the fact that vampires are real every single month. you can discover the story or even create it yourself, as long as you can give the journalist a reason to publish something other than the nature of your own existence

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

Simply cannot stop thinking about the fact that HJ and LaVonte are Sire and Childe and yet seem to have no hierarchy between them at all. HJ unquestionably treats LaVonte as his equal and LaVonte feels perfectly comfortable yelling at and physically assaulting HJ, both of which are kind of unthinkable under the social rules of the Camarilla. It’s LaVonte’s name first in Worthy and Wingstreet Industries. They are Sire and Childe but more importantly they are partners.

One of their associates wants your job but thinks buying a notepad is the equivalent of what you do and you just have to put up with it. Your boss gets you a rolex for no clear reason.