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do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

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douglas-duke-keane

finally watching the ccod finale

#d20 #dimension 20 #city council of darkness

swarnpert

insane fucking slogan

the-gun-licker

Every part of that sign is GOLD. Fucking Orc-ass name. The sword as their logo, and the Gs make it look good! Their slogan is just one part of an awesome whole

confield

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

breadcunt

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

confield

We're like shooting stars you and I

evvergreen

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

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wizard-council-bureaucrat

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

random-meme-bot

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

#tumblr at its finest #no one is doing it like us #and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing

unadulteratedhideouttrash

whyenn-reader

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

thestuffedalligator

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

#turning 30 really puts the age of insane rom coms and horror protagonists into context #that really is some 21 year old nonsense

butchyena

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

#certified wisconsin post

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From my ongoing series called “Title of articles by The Onion that are somehow not articles by The Onion”

spideredwebbing

Honestly, I think City Council of Darkness works so well comedically because Madelaine and LaVonte (until he gave up in the finale in favor of embracing the madness) are the only two members of the Coterie that are actually attempting to play VTM.

Vesper is playing DnD 5e, Darkness Man is playing a hyperviolent version of Masks: The Next Generation, Zaeth is doing all the sidequests in a video game out of order, and HJ is just vamping during a standup set while actively getting tomatoes pelted at him.

haleyusesherwords

Okay but HJ was getting pelted by way worse than tomatoes

I mean they did shoot bullets at HJ while he was riding his Bird scooter

That was a pretty significant thing that happened

Like I understand where you’re coming from here

But the Purpee Police Department very much did shoot HJ

#alternative memes include: and then I was shot 57 times #dimension 20 #d20 #hj wingstreet #city council of darkness

n1-adora-fan

This is the best thing ever

#actually I think making someone role as many dice as they can physically fit in their hands #because they have pulled a move this insane and hilarious #is exactly how all games should be played #this is how you win a TTRPG #you make your friends laugh and your DM say ‘fuck it roll all the dice’#dimension 20 #d20 #city council of darkness

annabelle--cane

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

annabelle--cane

thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row

foxdoodles

the prince of purpee, oregon

#he feels the kenergy #Zac oyama #dimension 20 #d20 #city council of darkness

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