the universe cares

I think Gorgug is next and Fig teaches him. I do believe he also either takes driver's ed or just lets his parenrs teach him. he gets a real license/permit and he's technically not allowed to have more than one other minor in the car but he doesn't care

I think Riz is next. I think Fig and Gorgug both try to teach him during Night Yorb Summer but he also figures a bunch of shit out himself (like the mirrors). he probably surprises Sklonda with his permit/license and she feels so bad she didn't have time to teach him herself

Fabian can't drive. he's never tried. Kristen has tried and everyone decided it would be better if she never got behind the wheel again.

I think Adaine would like to have a license for self-sufficiency reasons and would likely take the more formal route of taking all the formal classes and tracking her practice hours and all that and never get any of the other bad kids involved

Odysseus: How many trojans do you need to kill to avenge Patroclus?