Actual Husbando

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

@satanstrousers Evhan every time we fight mind flayers

When you make a 27 AC Golem PC with an intelligence of 9, what you're really doing is gifting your DM a secret mini-boss whenever they feel like it @the-dice-hag

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat