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One thing I've been thinking about recently with regards to the pseudo-medieval stasis of most DnD settings is that it actually makes a lot of sense when you consider that it is in the best interest of the Gods and other divine beings to have large scale mortal societies, but it's not in their interest to let those societies get too advanced.
Think about it. Gods are fueled in part by mortal belief and prayer so Gods need to cultivate widespread mortal civilizations to maximize their following and thus their power. But the longer a mortal civilization goes on and the more advanced it gets the greater the possibility that one or more mortals will catch a case of the Old Hubris Shudders and take a swing at usurping the Gods, dethroning the Gods, banishing the Gods and cutting off their access to the Prime Material, or otherwise table flipping the divine balance of power.
If you're a divine being that's bad, so what do you do? You employ the good old Tower of Babble strat. Frequently.
Mortal societies getting the magic-tech version industrialized and starting to question the infallibility of their agricultural pastroalist deities? Wide spread famine will fix that right up. Elves building a continent spanning empire and the Emperor starting to crave immortality and worship like a god? Smiting the Emperor is a Standard Action and toppling his Empire with a rain of jaguars is a Bonus Action. A particularly rowdy group of wizards start planning to raise their city into the heavens where they might potentially be a threat? Turning all the wizards into undead and punting the tower into the Underdark for good measure nips that problem right in the bud AND creates a fun dungeon location for some mid level adventurers in a few centuries.
The way most DnD settings structure their cosmology the Gods are incentivized to wreck civilization on the regular for their own safety, but too always make sure it comes back. The layers upon layers of lost ancient civilizations are just what piles up as a side effect of that process, as is the fact that DnD constantly seems to peak out around roughly the medieval era in terms of tech and society. From a divine perspective medieval realms are probably nice and manageable to keep track of, but anything past that gets unwieldy and dangerous. It's like tending an ant farm that you don't want to become to big both because it gets harder to take care of, and because there is a small but never zero chance one of the ants might find a magic sword that will let them murder you.
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When you play assassin’s creed odyssey which character did you pick?
I flipped a coin (i’m genderfluid) and ended up with alexios, who i now prefer the voice acting of despite common consensus
I picked Kassandra.
I told myself I'd play Alexios on my second play through, but I didn't really like that game enough to play it again. It was too big and bloated for my taste.
In fact, I recently played Assassin's Creed Shadows, and I've decided that I'm done with the series entirely. They've pretty much completely abandoned the meta narrative that I was interested in. And when you really break it down, AC Shadows is just a prequel to the remake of AC Black Flag. And that's just kinda sad. Especially because there are aspects of the games that are still very good, but I don't like the overall direction things are going.
If you want to write in the classic high fantasy mould, you don't have to be hung up on food specifically, but there must be some very mundane thing you're prepared to cultivate a sincere interest in and describe in excruciating detail every single time it comes up. Clothing. Furniture. Architecture. It doesn't work without it.
(The trick is, it needs to be something you can touch or hold. If you're infodumping about trade routes, you've crossed the line into the venerable "worldbuilding bible with a fantasy story stapled to the side of it" genre, which often overlaps with classic high fantasy but is not identical with it!)
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So if i was to make my android oc who wields a magic battleaxe in dnd, what race and class would make sense?
None of the standard races in any version of D&D are constructs like androids. So for this concept, you would need to find a DM who is running a game that supports this.
But assuming they are cool with it, I would probably go with a Warforged Barbarian.
Warforged are a race of sentient constructs that used to be mindless automatons until there was a miraculous breakthrough in the process of their creation. They are made from things like wood and metal, and can fit into a high fantasy system.
As for the class, I would pick barbarian simply because it's one of my favorite martial classes. There are any number of classes you could pick to make someone good with an axe - fighter, paladin, and ranger are the obvious choices. It just depends on what flavor you are going for. Barbarians are extra tough and get an ability called "rage", during which they become even more dangerous (while lowering their own defenses).
Guardià de les ànimes, per Gerald Brom. Iŀlustració per a The Devil's Rose; 2007.

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