The myconids of the Twisted Caverns (Arnie Swekel, from AD&D 2e adventure The Gates of Firestorm Peak by Bruce Cordell, TSR, 1996)

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The myconids of the Twisted Caverns (Arnie Swekel, from AD&D 2e adventure The Gates of Firestorm Peak by Bruce Cordell, TSR, 1996)

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Reupload of my Azune art as I have since been educated that the previous post had him looking very very white when he is in fact not that and I wanted to fix it!
I'd be interested in your or others' thoughts on a DM Problem, if you're willing to post this! It's the eternal "players roll perception and don't see anything.... But the fact that I had them roll, especially if they rolled low, means that meta-game they're very suspicious now" problem. How do you deal with this? I don't really like coopting their "control" of their characters by rolling myself in secret, but the other option seems to be to regularly ask for meaningless rolls, which is also sa
The trick is that they never “don’t see anything”. I mean, unless they somehow get into a situation where they’re having complete sensory deprivation, they experience something.
What I do is explain to everyone what each character percieves in order of ascending checks. That way, I can paint the fullest picture possible without revealing whether they’ve percieved everything or not.
For example, let’s say Druegar got a 12, Bleepin got a 15, Jace got a 24 and Ritzu rolled a 1. I might narrate thusly:
“As you guys walk through the crowded marketplace, you are assualted with the sights and smells of Stonewall at midday. Ritzu, the smell of smoked meat from a nearby stall makes your stomache rumble, driving you almost completely to distraction. Druegar and Bleepin, you two notice that several of the local shops seem to have been closed for the day; there is visible damage to the storefronts, yet not much of a guard presence in this area. Jace, you catch a glimpse of movement reflected in one of the broken windows. It seems that someone is watching you from the inside.”
Maybe Jace saw everything that was relevant to see in the this scene… or maybe if he’d only gotten a 25, he’d have noticed a young scamp following them on the rooftops. How is he to know?
Let your players roll Perception checks as often as they want, and always give them something. That way, they will never be sure when you’re holding something back.
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead
This gets better every time I see it.
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandom…
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd it’s back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and it’s gotten better
After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….
All of these are me. Lol
Being in a fandom on Tumblr
And it reached its epic conclusion
I CHOKED ON FUNDIP
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"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
How do you choose which PC your creatures target during combat? Do you roll a dice, target the highest damage dealer, go for the tank, or something else entirely? I want combat to be fair but challenging you know?
As much as possible, I try to apply the internal logic of the creatures to the situation. I decide what their tactical priorities are going to be at the beginning of each encounter. The way I see it, part of the challenge of combat is discovering the tactics your enemy is using and finding a way to counter them.
For example, if the creature is a hungry monster who wants to eat someone, they’re going to go after whoever looks the most vulnerable.
If the creature is an enraged beast, it’s probably going to go for the biggest or flashiest opponent on the field.
If the PCs are fighting a goup of intelligent and experienced combatants, they’re going to attack in whatever fashion gives them the best tactical advantages (utilizing flanks, terrain features, etc).
Enemies who are familiar with the dangers of magic might target the spellcasters first.
Some creatures will go after whoever has damaged them the most, or even whoever is the closest.
Some opponents have a specific beef with one of the PCs, so of course they’re going to target that specific person!
When a creature has multiple equally valid targets in my estimation, I roll a die to decide which PC they will attack.
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A new outfit and haircut for Mayazar Hashurai going in to our campaign's next storyline. Trying out some new stuff still. It feels like forever since I've done any drawing, so I'm glad to finally get some more work done.
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“Musk talks about Mars as a lifeboat for humanity, which is among the very stupidest things that someone could say,” says Adam Becker, an astrophysicist and author of the book More Everything Forever, which outlines the messianic, sci-fi fantasies of the tech oligarchs. “There are so many reasons why it’s such a bad idea, and this is not about, ‘Oh, we’ll never have the technology to live on Mars.’ That’s not what I’m saying. What I’m saying is that Earth is always going to be a better option no matter what happens to Earth. Like, we could get hit with an asteroid the size of the one that killed off the dinosaurs, and Earth would still be more habitable. We could explode every single nuclear weapon, and Earth would still be more habitable. We could have the worst-case scenario for climate change, and Earth would still be more habitable. Any cursory examination of any of the facts about Mars makes it very clear.”
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I really like sci-fi stories where people have to go off and terraform a planet, or figure out how to rebuild civilization after some disaster, or ideally both. "The last ark-ship leaving Earth right before it becomes uninhabitable" sort of deal. But lately I've been coming around to this same idea, that it will always be more practical to try to save Earth than to try to start over elsewhere.
I was reading one story where the apocalypse was impossibly-rising oceans. Like, water is appearing from *waves hand* the Earth's crust or something, and literally all dry surface land on Earth is going to become underwater in X years. Part of the story was about a giant research project to invent FTL to send a few hundred humans to a nearby star which might have a habitable planet. You know what they were hoping to find? A planet with liquid water. Their plan was to descend from their starship and restart civilization using just the tools they brought with them, on a world with no life and no breathable air and the wrong gravity and the wrong temperate and the wrong sunlight and the wrong day-night cycle, just because it had liquid water. You know where else has liquid water? The flooded Earth you just abandoned. Instead of researching starship technology, you could have spent that time loading up all the same civilization-restarter tools into boats.
And this is really true of any futuristic apocalypse scenario. If you can terraform Mars to have a thick oxygen atmosphere, why not just do that to Earth? Even if you smash an ice comet into Earth and destroy basically everything, Earth will still be more habitable than Mars! It'll still have roughly the right atmospheric pressure, and magnetic field, and heat balance, and it'll still have whatever life the comet didn't kill... Same with a starshade to cool Venus. Same with excavating asteroids into city-stations. Same with abandoning Sol System entirely and heading to another star. If an ark-ship arrived in a new star system and found Earth-but-choked-by-climate-change, the crew would be ecstatic. They would never have thought to get that lucky. So why bother with the trip? Just stay and fix the damn Earth.
I just read a book in which the moon explodes, and starts fracturing into smaller pieces which eventually rain down onto Earth's surface making it unlivable for hundreds of years. Even in that story, sticking by Earth was the better decision.
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From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

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I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/
theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh