professional hater

entering my mind palace like damn who closed last night

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

I think this is a good time to say that just because Essek in the show wants to study the beacon to also cure his mother, that doesn’t make his motivation for stealing it any less selfish or bad. Especially considering that Deirta seems to have accepted what’s happening to her already. The only reason she’s hiding from the queen is because Essek is the one that can’t accept her condition, so she’s basically just humoring his request to wait until she probably will not be able to anymore. What Essek did actively goes against her beliefs and wishes, and she would be livid if she knew, but he doesn’t care, because he doesn’t believe in the Luxon and just views it as the thing that made his mother sick and that is probably gonna be the downfall of his people since they can’t stop viewing it as a religious relic.

he's beautiful i literally need to put him under extreme psychological stress. i need to put him in extreme physical pain. i need him curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort he hasn't received in ages

I can't stop laughing about how Petra and Ryah are passed over as heirs specifically because they keep murdering their fiancés. extremely funny thing to be disowned for in the necromancer psychopomp death family of undeath and the dead.