professional hater

armand is my princess who’s never done anything wrong except for the Unacceptable Act that he did that one time and by one time I mean several times.

When you originally watch the campaign Essek sucking up to veth in the aeor arc is quite funny and generally assumed to be him (smartly) trying to suck up to Caleb’s surrogate mom/kid/partner in crime/best friend/insanely enmeshed codependent situationship but now that we know he also recently lost his mother how much do you wanna bet a part of him was latching onto the only maternal presence in the group

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

entering my mind palace like damn who closed last night

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard