call me mother

happy pride month to this post specifically

The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

God damn you that's perfect

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ITS SUCH A FUCKING HONOUR I COUNT WORDS IN POSTS

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

@talldecafcappuccino sneak peak of your birthday this year

WHO IS SHE

Reverse Cowgirl

Charlie’s angel

Don't call him dull There are nicer ways to say things, Yes he isn't always the smartest and it leads to antics But he is a Sweet Person with Genuine Intentions

New Hall of Fame Tumblr takes for the museum

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

...yeah ill reblog this

no mom he’s not a stranger he’s my mutual. I trust him with my home address