book is better than pussy

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

this is @sexiest-objects-tournament coded

and with my memory issues only knowing a link by the mark i left on it... kinda hot

love is flicking your cheap ass lighter 10-12 times before it catches flame for a half second and then taking a deep breath to get it burning while it's there.

I want you in my blood.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Wait which blog is reblogging this (sexiest object tournament). Why do you want to enter the inescapable maze. Please do not fuck the inescapable maze.

I hate to break it to you I am fucking the inescapable maze. I have also fucked Hill House before. This is a trend for me. Sorry

I should call her (Hill House)