ị bụ onye iberibe

I sit backwards on the toilet to pee because it's like peeing standing up sitting down

What about shitting

laying down

soimething purple just happened

What was that noise outside just now

Is everyone ok

Oh my god something exploded

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

It was a clitorical question

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

yo who made this

i’ll be serious though i remember i made this video like in my bed on cute cut and then i woke up and went to high school the next day (16 btw) and it started to blow up and i got so annoyed that notifs kept playing in class that i straight up fucking muted all notifs on tumblrs except for like dms and it has basically been like this for the last 10 years oh fuck its 10 years old this year oh god

well dont put it in your pocketitsyour lucky guarter. you put it in your pocket it gets mixed in with all the others and then its just another coin.