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unfortunately one of the new mothers i work with at the Hudson Valley Distance Reiki Birthing Center in Long Island had decided that zyn would be an appropriate substitute to the wintergreen skoal I'd prescribed. her child was born with... yup, you guessed it-- a series of marionette strings constantly tensioned but not connected to anything particular which controlled the newborn infants every move

real eyes realize real lies

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process