ị bụ onye iberibe

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

I have a wild idea. what if we supported our claims of fact by linking to a reliable source. better yet, what if we went hogwild and just straight up linked to the actual unpaywalled study

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people

Yeowch!

Still preddy hot