in romuli faece

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

just talked to the spirit of latin and it said "you need to put me down"

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

something you should keep in mind while reading the iliad is that homer was actually paid by the boat. i can't get mad at the catalogue of ships when i realize how much restraint he showed throughout the rest of the text, if i was him i would have added dozens of boat lists and bought the parthenon

Clavicular has allegedly been mogged by the tribunus plebis publius clodius pulcher

what the hell, add another participle, im not driving

ovid fucked augustus crazy style and the sex was so mindblowingly good that he let him publish the ars but then years later the spell wore off and he became boring again and exiled ovid because he didnt want anyone finding out about the crazy sex they were having. or something

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

plato would understand the virtue of trains

Xenia be damned, my boy can make a cheese