Can Someone Recall Me From Exile

[mixing my interests up badly] I heard that they put Caesar’s body on a colossal golden throne so He may continue to serve as the republic’s guiding light (reflected off his bald head)

[continues to be muddled] I heard that Cassius was pieced by a blade tainted by the Plague Father during the Parthian campaign and he came back changed

Perturabo has passed the lex oppia in the senate.

[getting delirious] huron blackheart is ransoming Publius clodius pulcher but no one wants him :(

the woman with castration anxiety: noo my symbolic phallus! My symbolic phallus, noooo!

The man with womb envy: noo my symbolic womb! My symbolic womb, noooo!

our roman republic is getting late

sex is a lot like the trials in the late roman republic

what they won't tell you is that fulvia actually knocked clodius up trust me. you must trust me.

tbh you've gotta give it to him for leading all that gang violence whilst with child