brothers inseparable, even in flames of the pyre

language is died foreverrrrr

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Being obsessed with a piece of media that is so mainstream that it has become ingrained in modern culture is embarrassing as hell. You perk up like "omg they're talking about my blorbo, I wonder if they're in the fandom" and it's literally just a reference to Gandalf the Grey, the most famous wizard of our time

I stepped in a pile of corruption today

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

After a while there's not much left to do with a guy besides cut off his arms and legs

Come on everyone let's go cut off this guy's arms and legs

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

new roman dodecahedron theory. They're primitive bowling balls of some sort back when people didn't understand those have to be round yet.

actually they were part of an ancient and now lost throwing game where you had to throw them onto a pole from some distance. The smaller the hole the higher level.

part of a competitive tongueing game. At least two people would stick their tongues through a hole on either side. Sadly what decides the winner is a rule now lost to time.

they're the exoskeletons of a now extinct species of insect with a metal carapaces, highly collectible. The holes are from limbs.

toys for baby pet eels. Another trend set by Crassus.