𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

ætiewaþ hagtessan curs in lybbafandung

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

RIP agamemnon u would have loved a fat cuban cigar to puff on angrily

Who has that pic of Sting like crawling out of a swamp? I need it to accost my family in the family group chat

THANK YOU

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

Majoring in creative writing was a colossal mistake that ruined my life financially artistically socially and spiritually BUT i got to read aloud from My Immortal to a crowd of twenty horrified bystanders for academic credit. So I broke even

The assignment was to bring a story written by someone else and share the first paragraph with the class. Nowhere in the assignment description or the syllabus did it specify that the story had to be good

just got a job at PEMDAS as an Exponent

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

can i be earnest for a second. i mean more than usual

They missed. 😔