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Adding [sick] to my manuscript edits/translations to show I strongly approve of the author’s idiosyncratic choices

Ear : Organ used for hearing :: Arm : Organ used for harming

(pointing at the newly elected tribune of the plebs) hey can you put that thing on a leash

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

still thinking about the time my bf asked about favourite dinosaurs and my brother said quetzalcoatlus (pterosaur (not a dinosaur)) and my bf said dimetrodon ((synapsid (stem mammal) (went extinct 50 million years before dinosaurs evolved)) and i said crows (bird (dinosaur)) and yet i was judged to be the incorrect one in this scenario

H P Lovecraft may have been a cranky racist hack, but we mustn't let his proclivities taint our appreciation of pretentious verbosity. Sometimes "cyclopean" is in fact the word we're grasping for. Sometimes it's even "rugose".

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality