𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

have you heard about the new greek mythology radio station? sisyphus fm: it's non-stop rock'n'roll

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

the fact that guy is a real name you can have

disappointingly underutilized by trans men

you could walk in like "Hey I'm guy" and they'd be like is that an introduction or coming out and you could be like yes

​Time to googl[remembers i want the cool leftist mutuals to like me] duck duck go something [remembers that bragging about activism is performative and virtue signaling] i mean search something somewhere [remembers that it’s gonna be 34 degrees celsius tomorrow] i mean move into a cold dark cave to live with the isopods

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*