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Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[image description: an etruscan architectural relief of a battle scene. amid the fighting, the hero tydeus takes his opponent down and bites his head. athena stands by, watching in disapproval. end description.]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

dont trace reference images. dont even LOOK at reference images. in fact, don't ever look at anything that exists in the world, in person or in photos or in videos, even when you're not drawing, because you will still be able to use the memories of what something looks like as a reference when you're drawing it later. yes that includes yourself. destroy all the mirrors in your house. don't look down at your hands or feet. don't look. close your eyes. close them tight. forget everything. it's okay, embrace the darkness. just forget.

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

ancient greek man and woman writing and burying more and more intense and long winded erotic binding curses about each other but as you read them it becomes more and more clear this is just some very elaborate bdsm ritual for them

theyre gonna invent a secret eighth day of the week for hanging out with your mutuals and theyre all gonna all be free the whole day and then you get to have a sleepover and braid each other's hair

gonna be called mutuesday and you’re all invited