And take us on the roads again

Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

I'm gonna make an alcibiades movie and it's gonna have so many anachronisms in it socrates will be walking around with the frappe glued to his hand at all times

if i said to you, would you like a cinnamon coriander nutmeg lavender caramel citrus seltzer beverage, you would probably be like that sounds weird and possibly intriguing. it must be very botanical and medicinal. like drinking perfume. but then in real life they hired death squads in colombia to make it the world's most sold sodapop. and neither the coca leaf nor the kola nut seem to contribute significant flavoring notes

grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

people are starting to character tag so i’d like to state upfront that this is part of a new branch of pop feminism i’m pioneering called despotette and as such is specifically advice for women trying to break into the world of tyranny, so if you must character tag it’s really only appropriate to do so if the character is a woman, thank you

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.