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Using a guillotine is harder than I anticipated. But I think after a couple hours I'm kinda getting the hang of it
maturing is finding a deep love for χορτα. I'm detroying a plate of βλητα right now. as an evening snack
the government thinks if they give me 1k i will happily have a kid, meanwhile I have vivid memories of the educational system and I will NOT be putting a living person through that if I can help it.
You can jack off You can eat grapes That's IT
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EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese
lowkey wanna draw the most epic image of Phanes only because his name is too funny to me as a modern greek.
The vibe is ah yes the mysterious primordial first born god from this mysterious cult. His name is Jerry.
also his design in that one 2nd century ad relief is so funny and messy. Wrapped in snake. The circle of life or smth around him. Some weird fire halo situation. Hooves for some reason. THE THREE HEAD SHAPED PROTRUSIONS FROM HIS MIDSECTION. Terrible character design but very intriguing and it makes me wonder if I can make it makes some sort of sense while not toning down the weirdness.
have you ever cried actual tears of joy (not from secondhand joy like media, joy from your own life events)
Have you ever cried actual tears of joy?
Yes
No
I propose straight up refusing to use the actual names of the ultra wealthy. Like they're some sort of abominable evil. Because they are. Let's only call them "ceo of such and such" and "president of such and such".
I have decided we must worship snails as divine beings.
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had a nightmare that i traveled to "Dokomi 2" which was much smaller and happening in my childhood church but i still had travelled all the way to Germany and i had huge issues with my table and then i realised i had forgotten all my stuff at home even though i had 2 full suitcases and that i hadn't even booked a hotel. and then a lady came to ask for my social media and as i was writing it down i waa like "wait this is a dream, wake up NOW" and I've never woken up more abruptly in my life.
oh my god after five years I solved the issue with my PC's fans going crazy. I made a custom fan curve. My life quality has improved so much I no longer have an airplane engine directly in my ear when the temperature gets above 38 degrees in there ahhh
Sea cows 🌊🐄
lowkey wanna draw the most epic image of Phanes only because his name is too funny to me as a modern greek.
The vibe is ah yes the mysterious primordial first born god from this mysterious cult. His name is Jerry.
took me a while to come back to an headspace that was somewhat considered normal after dokomi and your socrates and Alcibiades didn't leave my mind sooooo where/how would you recommend getting more into them? what does one have to read/know/whatever if you feel inclined to do so only ofc ><
loveliest greetings tho after i yapped to a friend about dokomi and had to tell the story of your booth and the worms started eating at my brain again /pos
First of all, I feel you so much, recalibrating after dokomi had me feeling like a different person entirely haha.
SECOND I am so glad my socrates/alcibiades propaganda worked oh my god. Okay. So I think the best spot to start would be maybe looking up some really general stuff about them (but don't trust anything as fact, just to get a general idea just in case you're not like familiar with their general life and vibe.
For alcibiades specifically I would recommend reading through Plutarch's life of alcibiades, it's very accessible, it exists for free online in English and it's full of fun (but maybe not entirely real) stories of his life. That's a good and easy starting point.
For the both of them together we have 2 of plato's dialogues: The Alcibiades 1, and The Symposium. The alcibiades 1 is basically an introduction to platonic philosophy, it's alcibiades and socrates talking alone together, and it's kinda fun and kinda like socrates' seduction of alcibiades. Like "I'm the only person who truly loves you" and "I will never leave you" and "you're so beautiful" type of dialogue. Once you read it there's also a very fun dating sim game based on it that I highly recommend.
And then Plato's symposium is plato's text on love, and it's overall an incredible piece of literature, I highly recommend just reading through the whole thing, but the socrates/Alcibiades part is at the end where alcibiades comes in drunk af and talks about how in love he is with socrates and how he tried and tried to get socrates to make a move on him. There's saving each others lives in battle, there's toxic jealousy, there's cuddling in bed and wrestling naked together, it's absolutely amazing.
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So now youtube has decided, using all the data they have collected from my activity, to start showing me a billion ads for private nurses and steel factories. For some reason.
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
this is emmett and cullen they are best friends
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.
so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist
the anxiety cat
Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great
this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.
so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.
Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah
Dog: :) fine, thanks
Cheetah: :) oh, okay
Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it
