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This? An utterly scorching take.

hazmat suit but make it goth

Tripp hazmat suit

the tripp hazmat suit stays on during sex

oh

ok i could have just scrolled down

hold on looking something up

Yesss

And you should!

Nobody will ever understand how much I love this blessed woman and that upsets me

they’re lubricating

Michael Henry is everything and all his videos are about the current state of the gay community

The beard guy is my friend Clint. Yes he is a hot ™️ in real life. I don’t have anything to plug for him but go vote!

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

dont gays have a power bottom thing? not everything is an attack against women. its supposed to be the moon and the sun. a super old ancient metaphor for men and women since forever. is it an equal metaphor? no i suppose not, since without the sun the moon doesnt shine. its old fashioned which doesnt agree with modern notions of equality necessarily but its a sweet old fashioned thought. the sun shines for the moon and makes its beauty known to the whole world. the sun doesnt hide the moon or demand anything from the moon, it just glorifies everything about it.which is how a man should be in a relationship: a sun to brighten the moon. 

dont gays have a powerbottom thing?

world heritage post.

every time someone says bush was smarter or a better politician or more respectable than trump i lose my mind. it feels like everyone collectively blocked bushisms from their memory

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

COVID-19 was not “created” by anyone, but the conspiracies that China made it in a lab are funny when you remember that the count of non-consensual biomedical expermiments on US citizens by the Chinese government in history is zero, while the count of non-consensual biomedical experiments on US citizens by the US government is well into the double digits

Yeah, conspiracy theorists, project much?