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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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$LAYYYTER

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Hotel lighting just hits different

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
No cuz I fucking love this sign. Itās not an actual barrier so itās not like some sort of challenge it simply says āfuck around and you will find outā
Ohohoho I LOVE āfuck around and find outā signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones
(Context for the last one: itās a WWII era sign posted around the soldiersā washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. āLoose lips sink shipsā.)
I also love these two, which I would place in the category of āYou already fucked around, now youāre about to find out.ā
Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.
ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites
Official ominous signs
Whimpers
Throws Up A Little On YOUR Couch
I will use your balls as a fidget toy

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going over to my minimalist girlfriendās house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and thereās just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didnāt try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had āthe official letter hā add on to this post. you wanna know that blogās gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
Rare Achievement Unlocked:
After The Clouds Clear
Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
I didn't have hunter biden being the funniest person on twitter in 2026 on my bingo card yet here we are
He is the peoples princess
This Pride, let's remember our roots. Pride started as a riot against discrimination, oppression, and police brutality. Our rights are being taken away, and the only way we'll get them back is to stand up for ourselves.
Pride isn't just to celebrate, it's to protest.
Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

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puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?
Hey, did y'all see this?
I saw this when running newpipe. But wait, it gets deeper. I clicked on the details buttons and it said as of today, we have 83 days left until Google rolls out this new requirement for apps inside and outside of the google play store. If any developer disagrees with their new terms and fees, they will be blocked!
I'll share some of the info below:
Looks like they're trying to nuke the remaining privacy and freedoms we have left on the internet.
What to do?
-Get your developer friends to not comply to their new guides
- Sign the open letter on the site and take action by checking out the full resources list on their website as well!
To summarize, this is all daunting especially when you feel all alone with unfair and inhumane regulations comming out faster than improvements but we got this working together!
Share the link with your friends, family and anyone who will listen!
Your phone is about to stop being yours. In September 2026, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.
If you're in the US, I created a petition to make it easier to contact senators and congressmen.
Join 1 people. Google is trying to make people hand over government id in order to make an Android app. If they don't, then that app can't b
If you're not in the US, see if your country is listed here for whom to contact.
when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one calledĀ āsongs for bonkingā which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punkĀ
cool it was worse than i rememberedĀ
fierce bitch with a cuntyyyyy bob no wonder we all stanned. absolute diva of all time

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made me think of some of you <3