A Fag of All Trades

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

certified iconic post

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

"looking respectfully" i need you to look at me like you're fantasizing about cumming on my face actually

damn your cock looks heavy, wanna rest it on my face?

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

I wanna go camping and makeout by the fire and fuck in the tent

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

oystermaxxing in east berlin

The popularization of -maxxing in modern colloquial speech is the most surreal shit ever I saw someone say she was “oystermaxxing” the other day because she was eating oysters

New philosophy unlocked 💖