A Fag of All Trades

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

I just need a man built like bowser to pick me up and then throw me directly into oncoming traffic

FREAK 🫵🏼 (pointing at the mirror)

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

dont let solid snakes panties distract you from solid snakes corset btw

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

suckin her cock welding style

Hi. What does this mean?

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

Very well, carry on