A Fag of All Trades

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

I wanna go camping and makeout by the fire and fuck in the tent

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

oystermaxxing in east berlin

The popularization of -maxxing in modern colloquial speech is the most surreal shit ever I saw someone say she was “oystermaxxing” the other day because she was eating oysters

New philosophy unlocked 💖

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

childhood friends to complete strangers

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml