Frequently Asked Queer

guys i hate to say it as much as i love bettel because he's a pathetic wet cat of a jester. he cannot out-pizza the hut. shadowmilk is #ThatJester.

friends staying over while they're in town and i cant find it in me to tell them i wanna go the fuck to bed right now because i was on my feet for four hours straight ringing people up nonstop today and then they had me go to dinner and the mall with them after and I WANT TO SLEEP. I WANT TO GO TO BED. PLEASE LET ME GO TO BED

we were watching youtube videos and once the one we were watching ended i put on "cozy rain ambience in cozy wooden house in the forest with rain falling on window and crackling fire" and my bff said "Nitty said it's sleepy time" she gets me

anyways im drawing tism things but im mad that tf2 is down

they were like "tf2 in the big 25?" mf you're on dead by daylight. it's about to be 10 years old next year. you'll be lucky if it lives to be that old. you brought 4 flashlights to try to bully me into farming and then got mad when i didn't care and wanted you to do gens and get out. then you called me the "giver upper" in post game chat like that means fuck all to me. you do not know my track record with dbd and if you did you would sybau. play the fucking game

found out the guy i like might like me back and now i can't stop fantasizing about him (i met him once but i forgot what he looks like and also i have a boyfriend rn that i literally have been meaning to break up with since May and i haven't because there hasn't been a decent time to do it 💔)

HE'S LIKED ME SINCE NOVEMBER AND MY BFF'S PARTNER SAID NOTHING UNTIL NOW? PRISON.

so i broke up with the guy i was with (it went okay but i feel bad for him because he said i was like a miracle for him and that he probably isn't going to look for another partner which??? i get it but also makes me feel worse because like idk. i have prospects. anyways) so then i played l4d with the guy i like... and i got him all flustered when he asked if it was cool if he told me about the campaign plots and i said "yeah go ahead, i don't mind. i like hearing you talk about stuff" and he literally short circuited, stuttered into the mic, and took a whole ten seconds to recover before launching into his talk about the game. he's so fucking adorable. i fucking love shy gamer boys. ALSO I FEEL BAD JUST LIKE IMMEDIATELY LOWKEY MAKING MOVES ON. okay for clarity's sake we'll call him Wake. BUT I FEEL BAD FOR BREAKING UP WITH GUY1 AND THEN IMMEDIATELY MAKING MOVES ON WAKE BUT LIKE I'M NOT DOING ANY FLIRTING I'M JUST HANGING OUT WITH HIM BUT LIKE I'M SCARED WHAT IF HE GETS A GF BECAUSE HE THINKS I'M NOT AVAILABLE??? HE ALREADY TOLD MY BFF'S PARTNER HE THOUGHT SHE'D KILL HIM IF HE TRIED TO MAKE A MOVE ON ME WHICH IS NOT EVEN TRUE!!!!!! WE HAVE HER BLESSING!!!!!!!

i had him teach me Dota today and then we talked for like two hours after. chat, i really like him

I CANT TELL ANY OF MY FRIENDS EXCEPT THE TWO OF THEM WHO ORCHESTRATED US GETTING TOGETHER ABOUT HIM BUT I DONT WANT TO SPAM THEM ABOUT STUFF OR LIKE CONSTANTLY SHARE THINGS SO HERE'S MY DIGITAL PUBLIC JOURNAL, ANYWAYS HE SPOILED ME WITH PEAK AND OUTLAST TRIALS AND CUTE MESSAGES AND IM SQUEEING SO HARD AND EXPLODING AND ALSO HE SAID HE LOVED ME WHICH IS SOOOO SO ALLOWED. literally like years ago was talking to a guy for maximum 2 weeks and he said he loved me and it gave me the ick. Harassment. meanwhile Wake says "i love you" two days in and i go completely smitten. Flirting. LIKE, i mean granted we've also been friends for like a year or more now he's completely allowed to say he loves me as a friend also but like UAUUAUAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

found out the guy i like might like me back and now i can't stop fantasizing about him (i met him once but i forgot what he looks like and also i have a boyfriend rn that i literally have been meaning to break up with since May and i haven't because there hasn't been a decent time to do it 💔)

HE'S LIKED ME SINCE NOVEMBER AND MY BFF'S PARTNER SAID NOTHING UNTIL NOW? PRISON.

so i broke up with the guy i was with (it went okay but i feel bad for him because he said i was like a miracle for him and that he probably isn't going to look for another partner which??? i get it but also makes me feel worse because like idk. i have prospects. anyways) so then i played l4d with the guy i like... and i got him all flustered when he asked if it was cool if he told me about the campaign plots and i said "yeah go ahead, i don't mind. i like hearing you talk about stuff" and he literally short circuited, stuttered into the mic, and took a whole ten seconds to recover before launching into his talk about the game. he's so fucking adorable. i fucking love shy gamer boys. ALSO I FEEL BAD JUST LIKE IMMEDIATELY LOWKEY MAKING MOVES ON. okay for clarity's sake we'll call him Wake. BUT I FEEL BAD FOR BREAKING UP WITH GUY1 AND THEN IMMEDIATELY MAKING MOVES ON WAKE BUT LIKE I'M NOT DOING ANY FLIRTING I'M JUST HANGING OUT WITH HIM BUT LIKE I'M SCARED WHAT IF HE GETS A GF BECAUSE HE THINKS I'M NOT AVAILABLE??? HE ALREADY TOLD MY BFF'S PARTNER HE THOUGHT SHE'D KILL HIM IF HE TRIED TO MAKE A MOVE ON ME WHICH IS NOT EVEN TRUE!!!!!! WE HAVE HER BLESSING!!!!!!!

i had him teach me Dota today and then we talked for like two hours after. chat, i really like him

found out the guy i like might like me back and now i can't stop fantasizing about him (i met him once but i forgot what he looks like and also i have a boyfriend rn that i literally have been meaning to break up with since May and i haven't because there hasn't been a decent time to do it 💔)

HE'S LIKED ME SINCE NOVEMBER AND MY BFF'S PARTNER SAID NOTHING UNTIL NOW? PRISON.

so i broke up with the guy i was with (it went okay but i feel bad for him because he said i was like a miracle for him and that he probably isn't going to look for another partner which??? i get it but also makes me feel worse because like idk. i have prospects. anyways) so then i played l4d with the guy i like... and i got him all flustered when he asked if it was cool if he told me about the campaign plots and i said "yeah go ahead, i don't mind. i like hearing you talk about stuff" and he literally short circuited, stuttered into the mic, and took a whole ten seconds to recover before launching into his talk about the game. he's so fucking adorable. i fucking love shy gamer boys. ALSO I FEEL BAD JUST LIKE IMMEDIATELY LOWKEY MAKING MOVES ON. okay for clarity's sake we'll call him Wake. BUT I FEEL BAD FOR BREAKING UP WITH GUY1 AND THEN IMMEDIATELY MAKING MOVES ON WAKE BUT LIKE I'M NOT DOING ANY FLIRTING I'M JUST HANGING OUT WITH HIM BUT LIKE I'M SCARED WHAT IF HE GETS A GF BECAUSE HE THINKS I'M NOT AVAILABLE??? HE ALREADY TOLD MY BFF'S PARTNER HE THOUGHT SHE'D KILL HIM IF HE TRIED TO MAKE A MOVE ON ME WHICH IS NOT EVEN TRUE!!!!!! WE HAVE HER BLESSING!!!!!!!