hey

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

I sure hope this coffin on my barricade doesn’t symbolise anything

just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading