The Anivia Godess

This man should just own and operate escape rooms

If this guy ever gets raided by the cops the cops will just quit

This is what plays when you’re being chased through a haunted house by a clown

Hired

Nothing proves Archie and Maxie right because they are morons.

the image in my head of a tornado ripping a house apart while this plays is phenomenal

the photographer hero we didn’t know we needed

This is the funniest thing ever

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

people have muscles behind their head that have the sole purpose to move the ears and it is complete evolutionary luck at this point if they work or not

I can’t wiggle my ears, but I CAN do that thing when you flex a muscle inside your ear and you can HEAR it flexing, like a rumbling sound. Looked it up, and apparently it’s the “tensor tympani”. muscle! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_tympani_muscle#Voluntary_control I always kind of figured it was the muscle partially closing the ear canal, but apparently tensing your muscles makes a noise that’s 10-70 Hz!

Okay the fact we had this implies there was a PURPOSE to.having it.

Gaud were you going to tell anyone that that’s the wikipedia mascot

;)

This was a RIDE.

So I looked this up and you left out the best part. She isn’t just an anime girl wikipedia mascot, she is one of three anime girl wikipedia mascots. the other two are named Quote-tan and Commons-tan. 

These are my three girlfriends. And yeah… They all cite their sources

this should be required viewing in every economics class

a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

“you play with ITEMS???” like YES its literally the silliest game possible by design, if i wasnt supposed to play as isabelle and spend the entire time assembling a giant gun to blast bowser off the side of palutena’s temple it wouldn’t be a fucking option

just for the record this post is no longer accurate. shes my sister now :)