i will punch god

Hamsterdam

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

Tubby at da vet he is in hell

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

ohhh

My girlfriend is annoyed that I insist our lesbian sheep roleplay is zoologically accurate and thus we can't have sex, we just face away from each other and wait for the other to top

Thanks for explaining

Littleguysdaily this is my favorite of your many great little guys. I think about this one a lot.

Hell Yeah

spam emails are horrifying on an entirely different level once you actually begin to grapple with the material reality of ‘cyberspace’. how many servers were involved in dumping this message into my trash folder, where are they located, how much water goes into cooling them every day? where did the metals come from to build these facilities, who maintains them, how much labour and suffering and exploitation is required to bombard me with 50 messages a day i don’t even look at for products i will never buy? not just useless or a nuisance, but actively harming the earth & its people, and for what. zero social value, zero human communication, just capital trying to metastasise