The Orcish Boiler

It is truly fascinating to go and make ocs because at first! The sillies! Then suddenly, you are struck by over two hundred pounds of crushing realization as it clicks into place what exact portion of your soul you just made into a little homunculs.

A machine spirit that only awakens to the sound of "caramelldansen".

guys i just saw a video of an eagle playing in a pool with floating toys and now i need guilliman to have a bath with a rubber duck. rubber eagle?

curseforge the modding tool supports and funds israel

[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling "cheap" stuff to humans and laughing to himself like "heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids" forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There's a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]

Elf ea-nasir selling mithril armor that will last no more than 1,000 years getting death threats from his fellow elves but doing numbers w/humans

'Good enough for humans' becomes an expression for 'you're getting there' for an apprentice.

Not exactly a weird thing but a remarkable thing to me that in older editions of D&D intelligent magic swords were quite common. They were still a big deal, like you wouldn't expect every fighter and their dog to be running around with a sword that whispers evil secrets to them in their sleep but it was such an integral part of early D&D that them having become much rarer sticks out. D&D could've been the Magical Swords Game, but for understandable reasons they leaned towards "intelligent magic swords should be quite rare." And don't get me wrong I do get why, but I don't know I think every campaign could benefit from a cool intelligent sword. Especially if the game gives a buncha tables to roll for that sword's abilities from

Baldur's Gate 2 had an intelligent magic sword and as an impressionable teen that rewired my brain! That sword was like having an extra party member who occupied an inventory slot! It had funny lines about wanting to kill people!

even more importantly, lilarcor had funny lines about how he was not an axe and he'd be mad if you used him to chop wood

He was so awesome

if they made Baldur's Gate 2 today they'd have Lilarcor ask to have she/her pronouns and insist she COULD be an axe, if she wanted, because of woke

She would insist on being called "the ol' battleaxe." Because of woke.