Priyatel Skelet

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

just so my mutuals know, some of the stuff I reblog is for you specifically. good luck figuring out what.

aromanticism is so funny. listening to the romantic struggles of my coworkers and family members nodding my head intrigued writing on my imaginary clipboard. hmmm yes i see. my diagnosis is that “being in love” appears to suck a lot of the time. my condolences to you and your family

Jerking my meat in the backrooms.

The Jackrooms