yeah it’s this really funny audio post on tumblr of wario dying in a kart crash. let me just find it… hey dude where are you going?

I'm gonna be so real with you guys. I'm gonna be 100% honest. I really don't care if writing HP fanfic or rereading the books or buying unlicensed merch actually I directly benefits Joanne. my objection first and foremost is that anyone who knows that woman's politics and still refuses to get that wand out of their ass is just an insufferable dork.

the people trying to "um actually" and give me their crybaby sob story about why it's impossible for them, personally, to move on from HP are so funny. like. I don't care. you can't appeal to emotion or logic me out of this my principled philosophical stance is that I think you suck.

the kurzgesagt ozempic video is quite frankly blatantly pro-eugenics. a total eradication of fat people is taken for granted as a positive for the world within 30 seconds.

I want to kill this man

They know. They know that diets don't work, they know that almost all attempts at weight loss are temporary, that humans are naturally inclined to eat and that restricting yourself from eating doesn't work in the long term. The problem, then, must be human biology. Ozempic is the eugenics tool that will make a better (skinnier) human. Kurzgesagt is a eugenics channel.

They even admit in the video that even ozempic isn't a fucking cure-all! it's not effective long term! it's like a crash diet! what the fuck are you doing then????