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We should put Zionists in a blender

the american school system is so awful they don’t teach us to eat the morbol fruit at 2 stacks debuff

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

is that the anarky symbol?

“anarky”

I’m,,,

who tf bought arkham origins

i’m evolved i think pda is actually a good and fine thing even when straight people do it but especially when gay people do. it’s nice to see love in public don’t be a hater grab a loved one and smooch them in line for your pretzel bites or something

Not if you're taking up the whole sidewalk and blocking people's egress.

Use [Q] and [E] to strafe left and right.