100% Gremlin

casting another spell to turn a million uncomfortable and self conscious transfems into happy transfem butches full of self love

This literally happened to me what the hell. I was not enjoying being forced into feminitry by my parents but being a transfem butch rocks!!

7th grade boys be jousting on ebikes.

When you work with teens every day is basically that one John Mulaney clip of "The horse used the elevator??? ...I didn't know he knew how to do that..."

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills