100% Gremlin

youcannottakeitwithyou: Mahmoud Said (Egyptian, 1897-1964)

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

I want a 15 page essay on what restorative justice and rehabilitation means before I see another one of you post some shit about how we have to forgive abusers and serial predators immediately. Additionally, I need at least two pages of citations and references, and if a single one of them is a post from a social media website you will be dunked into a tank of sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads

Oh you put the fascist politician in your silly game? Oh the joke of your post is that trump and netanyahu are gay and fuck each other? Oh your joke is so funny because nazis and war criminals are gay, and it's funny when men are dressed as women (which we all know is SOOOO embarrassing) but it's super radical and cool, because you're joking? Should we throw a party? Should we invite the gamergate bros and the 8chan creator??

i definitely understand the point made but it’s radical and comical because people like trump and netanyahu do what they do to be feared and respected. although being gay isn’t inherently shameful, they see it as such, and therefor being put into that position is incredibly degrading for someone who views it that way, showcasing the lack of fear and authority they possess and undermining their power

is it comical and radical to use the same teehee haha mimetic warfare used by neocons and fascists to depict gayness and transness as deviant and shameful? Or are you maybe not a leftist at all, and only adding to the harm done to trans and gay people? Maybe you're not using your brain because laughing at two fascists kissing takes less energy than considering that said fascists are actively destroying the lives of many? Omg you're so smart, let's let hitler and king leopold ii tongue kiss on a plantation, isn't that so funny.

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

Saying "this has been a topic of extensive discussion, you're just 21" isn't a personal attack, you're just 21.

black women are so fucking amazing

black women are so fucking amazing

black women are so fucking amazing