enjoyer of various activities

diversity win: the piece of shit emotionally immature higher-up in the evil organisation is nonbinary

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

norp

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

The Addams

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

beach Can character development. episode. my stop the we Where's with

do I love cramming expletives into the middle of words? oh abso the fuck lutely