babby spanch

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

i’ve made this exact post before but idc. best part of the entire Saw franchise is in Jigsaw after the first group trap happens and someone is eviscerated*, they go to the next room and Billy the puppet trikes out, as he is wont to do, and a character literally goes “um, THATS not creepy at all” and it made me so mad i instantly went blind for like 15 seconds and had a pulsing headache like my brain was trying to run away

where is he i must see him

the sprinkles. the use of the word "reclaimed". the implication that somebody made the "im a little guy and its my birthday" joke at a man so many times and he, instead of considering if he was doing something wrong, made a pride flag

it's the perfect image

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans