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dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

everyone's drinking "monster" and "ghost" so one must assume that both are real and there are factories for milking them. the evil of the soda industry knows no bounds

well I think it knows some bounds otherwise we'd all be thralls to a crisp can of dr. acula by now

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

harry potter/marauders fans trying to justify why they continue to be a fan really does just sound like "no you dont understand, I dont support Hitler at all, but i just read Mein Kampf at a really young age and got really attached to the characters. nono listen i like to headcanon all the Mein Kampf characters as black and gay so its actualy woke. im reclaiming Mein Kampf from Hitler. havent you ever heard of death of the author. plus my second cousin once removed's best friend is jewish, so im not antisemetic or anything. and even still you americans dont understand, Mein Kampf just had such a massive impact in the culture of Germany its pretty much impossible to not be a fan of it here. also? im a lil gay boy. and i have depression. do you want me to kill myself??? without the comfort of Mein Kampf i wouldnt be able to live. you just hate Hitler for being the first nazi to become a worldwide bestseller"

anyways in all seriousness if you are still a fan of harry potter/marauders in 2026 unfollow me right now and while youre at it probably find literaly anything else to be a fan of that isnt actively funding the murder of trans women

"why do men watch porn instead of just having sex with their girlfriends?" is already silly for numerous reasons, but seeing it being used as like. a feminist talking point is so crazy to me because like of the implication that being in a relationship means being available for sex all the time, which you know. doesn't feel great for women i think.