googoo booboo

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

people who hate pigeons and think theyre dirty filtyhy sky rats. im like. thats ur first fucking problem. u think rats are disgusting. FUCK YOU.

everytime i see a pigeon im like look ar that georgous bird and its iridescent feathers

i actually did used to carve strange faces into leafs and throw them into the wind for other people to find as a child. this is where i first learned of my posters instinct

i wabt to make the next terrible thing

okay well i Unlocked Something. issue is now i cant stop drawing him

THEY ARE NOT DATING. whatever the fuck is going on here is way weirder and a million times worse

#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden