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I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

anime will have a character named T. Girl who shows up and says "hello my name is T. Girl i was born a boy but i decided to live my life as a girl, i dress as a girl, i live as a girl, i fully identify as a girl, and and fully uncomfortable with people viewing me as a boy. Also every character in the show refers to me as a girl and use female pronouns on me". and anime fans will see this and say "no hes not actualy a trans girl hes just a femboy. im not transphobic btw"

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

major turn off in fiction is when the author invokes the horror of like, Christian conservatism and then, surprise! the real horror wasn’t christofascism, it was actually demons all along!

ooooh there’s a cult? really? and you’re borrowing your religious trauma from growing up culturally Christian in America? and the reason it’s scary is because there’s a literal actual supernatural demon? I could just smash my fingertips with a jewelry hammer for the next four hours actually