googoo booboo

i would really prefer if you didn't call it that.

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

i think m.i.a. going full maga makes paper planes the most bittersweet song of the 21st century. listening to it feels like the death of optimism

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about