the lovely evil

I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts

do i deserve back pain at this age

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

This post was made 7 days ago. What do you mean old content?

This post is a fucking week old

I just checked the article, and they've removed the word "old" from that statement. They now acknowledge that the content is not old, but refuse to believe that the website is still alive.

Tumblr is the only website to successfully fake its own death.

When they say Tumblr is dead what they actually mean is they just can't profit off of us

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason

And in the movie he’s trying to avoid the draft. He just does not wanna help the government

If I had this setup I’d wake people up while they’re tied to a chair and have this play once they’re fully awake

Never before have I seen anything that is so much.