Ships Weren't Made To Stay Safe In The Harbour

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

I signed up for political intrigue and aliens but instead you’re just having therapy speak sex with a human man. Where’s the aliens???? Kill something!

At least please fuck the dragon.

No. He needs to pay for his war crimes and doesn’t deserve any sex.

When my dog begs for my food i only give her some if i know she'll hate it so she asks less. Anyway today i gave her a piece of banana and it invigorated her so much she bodily threw herself at me over and over until i gave her more. For every bite of that banana if i didnt break some off for her she'd slam her paws on the ground and wail. Idk man.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there