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Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

Dude, hold on

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daylighteclipsed

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

donutdrawsthings

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

tortellinigirl

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

tortellinigirl

okay, i hate men

1dietcokeinacan

nauticalradical

i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man

sonypraystation

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

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invaderxan

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

cryptotheism

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

betterbemeta

He didn't want to talk to you.

swaglexander-the-great

findingfeather

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

elodieunderglass

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

darkwizardtheorist

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

singerin

reckless-glitch

ramblingandpie

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

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voidpaws

ok anyways. post this beast

foxonrollerskates

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

invaderxan

Dental training mannequins

henrywasnthereaskanyone

For who? George fucking Washington?

newrider

wamscoastsmoker

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

wamscoastsmoker

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

what-even-is-thiss

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

what-even-is-thiss

I signed up for political intrigue and aliens but instead you’re just having therapy speak sex with a human man. Where’s the aliens???? Kill something!

cuillere

At least please fuck the dragon.

what-even-is-thiss

No. He needs to pay for his war crimes and doesn’t deserve any sex.

the-haiku-bot

No. He needs to pay

for his war crimes and doesn’t

deserve any sex.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

blurds

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

thetygre

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garaks-padded-bra

When my dog begs for my food i only give her some if i know she'll hate it so she asks less. Anyway today i gave her a piece of banana and it invigorated her so much she bodily threw herself at me over and over until i gave her more. For every bite of that banana if i didnt break some off for her she'd slam her paws on the ground and wail. Idk man.

garaks-padded-bra

Shes sitting here like the peel is gonna somehow spawn more banana