Ships Weren't Made To Stay Safe In The Harbour

Thanks cringer

They couldn’t paint it any other colour?

folks im not gonna lie to you. ive looked at this conversation like 20 times and ive only just now realized he tried to lie to me about not eating for days within a few seconds of seeing i had a big bowl of soup

its my new rule. U arent allowed to reblog this post no more if you dont know who pjackk is

Thrilled to inform everyone that this video passes the Bechdel test

posts funnier with timestamps on

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.