i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

he's a one man security team. he's a drum major. he's the world's greatest event planner. he's an immersive theatre girly. he's doing award show jokes with an evil robot. he's trapped in a bathroom getting smacked with a trombone. i didn't say a name but he popped into your head didn't he?

in a way this is beautiful because this is how language worked in the elizabethean era

They should add a feature to this website where you can browse someone’s blog by inputting a short phrase and then a search algorithm would retrieve all the posts containing it

I dunno, what about a button that just returns a snarky message to the effect of "uh oh! the website did a whoopsie!"

dip her in the sands of time! and dig her up in 3.2million yearS!

She fell off tbh

Talk about Lucy like that again I will beat your fucking skull in with simplistic and likely unaltered stone tools

@shakchunni @kurapikasjudgementchain

sorry, I'll be back later *gets gently stirred and dissolves in a glass of hot water*

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"