The Slithy Toves

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us loses and says something nice

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep