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“You okay, Cheryl?”

She stared at me with an expression I couldn’t decipher, but it clearly wasn’t happy. “I’ve had a day, Ezekiel.” My sister laughed in Jimmy Jr.’s arms as she clapped at my name, looking at me to pick her up. I set down the groceries on the countertop before kissing her forehead and shaking my head at her while mouthing ‘food.’ I put what I could away and then went back to cooking.

Cheryl eventually lifted herself to sit normally in her chair, her joints creaking in exhaustion and age. She tilted her head this way and that to let go of a few pops underneath, and then she leaned onto her forearms while hunched over her knees. “Now, what’s this I’m hearin’ ‘bout edibles?”

Jimmy Jr and I froze as we stood there in the kitchen, him dancing around the floor with my sister in his arms and me holding a piece of steak over an oiled skillet.

“Oh,” Jimmy Jr. whispered as soon as he gained his composure, adjusting my sister on his hips. “We weren’t-I mean, we were only discussing…I think you might have misunderstood what we were saying. We weren’t saying edibles-”

“Can it, ginger,” Cheryl demanded. “Ezekial.”

She looked at me, narrowing her eyes before glancing between the two of us. I sheepishly tried to smile my way through this, but she wasn’t having it. She again sighed, in what seemed like a combination of exhaustion and exasperation. She rubbed the bridge of her nose with her forefinger and thumb before sighing again and looking back up at us. “I’ll help ya, but don’t ya dare let yer pa know. I’ll feckin’ kick yer ass.”

I looked at her confused, my brows furrowing in distrust of the situation. It didn’t make sense for Cheryl to want to help me, especially considering she was trying to “clean up” our family image. Plus, she hadn’t baked since she left her family back in the mountains. What exactly was she getting out of this? “What makes ya wanna help me?”

She rolled her eyes, crossing his legs over one another and folding her arms across her chest. “This here’s ‘bout gettin’ that Belcher gal back, ain't it?” She looked between the two of us while Jimmy Jr. nodded his head in response. Closing her eyes and taking a deep breath, she suddenly made full eye contact with me and a soft, sympathetic expression crossed her face. “Count me in. I can't handle another day of you moping ‘round this house ‘cause yer without her.”

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gandalfsbignaturals

learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"

gandalfsbignaturals

all the babies in those baby youtube video memes. humanized character posts. like. its the little innocent shit. and like, the people making those baby memes probably arent seeking out white babies. maybe theyre just easier to find. but why are they easier to find? a complicated question, surely... but you know what it probably comes down to. someone, somewhere, maybe a lot of someones in a lot of places, made a choice. maybe knowingly, maybe not. but they made a choice. it starts to make you feel like a conspiracy theorist!!

gandalfsbignaturals

its really funny that after 2 months this post is still making racists come into my askbox treating me like im a horrible person for pointing out that sometimes people of color are excluded from things in visible and offputting ways. cry about it

#I was looking up star onesies today for newborns today and all the baby models were white #I wonder why that is 🤔#anyways growing up in Flint and then moving to the middle of nowhere New Mexico where there's no fucking black people #I was disoriented for days #what do you mean you have to drive three hours to get to the closest braiding parlor?#what do you mean there's like three afro-fusion restaurants in the entire state #the only museum of African American history is in ABQ #pretty much if you are black and live in New Mexico you better live in ABQ or you're driving hours to see a black doctor or a black lawyer #or to engage with a black non profit #it's ridiculous #yes I know there's a very large Hispanic And Latino population but I'm specifically talking about the lack of black people in NM #I know someone who has to drive four days round trip to get products just for their hair #there's 50 people TOTAL in my county that have identified their household as being black in surveys #there needs to be more capabilities for black people in the US that don't involve them living in a major city #or wasting their weekends driving for things they need

mevil

#ugh fish are genuinely so difficult to understand sometimes #like I can generally guess what my cats are asking me for or when they're sick or whatever #but when I was raising koi?#oh fuck if I knew #it was like a human newborn #'are you hungry? no...are you cold? no....is there too much going on? well turning down the bubbles helped a little...'#I had this one koi who always just really wanted pets but I fucking could not understand him #and he would just hit the tank glass repeatedly until I would come over and stroke his scales #he loved to play with my cat #swim up and swim down swim up and swim down now hide behind the rocks!#and they both liked watching the birds outside #it toom angel a while to realize the shadows of the bird on the carpet were not in fact birds though #anyways my fish was name Void 2 [Void 1 passed away] but I lived in a frat for awhile and he was listed on their composite as FishBoi

infectiouspiss

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

infectiouspiss

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

infectiouspiss

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

#my ears just decided to give up unfortunately #it's terminal I'll never recover #luckily I don't have to listen to you complain about me not being able to hear you

nudityandnerdery

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

katajainen

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

belovedapollo

I’d also like to add this

Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and don’t put the ice bags directly onto your skin!

clayandsorcery

Okay, yearly reminder: the “Red Man” diagram is crap and outdated by over a decade. This is not the correct way to assess anyone for how they are reacting to heat.

If the person has a *CHANGE IN MENTAL STATUS* that is they become drowsy, confused, disoriented, unconscious, or have a seizure(s), THAT is heat stroke. Everything else is a continuum of symptoms that should not guide your decision making. If someone is having symptoms, get them to a cooler place and get them something cool to drink.

If they have a change in mental status, call 911 right away and if you are trained to do so, begin active cooling.

#btw as a person who does not do well with heat #change in mental status does not always mean change in emotions or sudden irritability #I cannot tell you how many times I've had heat exhaustion where I just started crying out of nowhere #and I could not identify what was wrong #until I went into a place with ac and cooled down and was like #oh #the sun is a bitch #think hypothermia type change in behavior #people suddenly not making sense behaving in illogical ways #they might not know where they are #possibly might not be able to tell you the date or their name or which way is north #btw I am referencing how people who are delirious from hypothermia will actual begin to remove their clothing #bc their brain is tricking them into hallucinating that they are too warm #please be careful out there everyone

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mariakono

#yay shakey on tumblr!

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

violetthunderstorm

You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

marlinspirkhall

#you want to know what water with uranium and sulfur in it tastes like #welcome to New Mexico the land of ﮐ巳ር┏巳ቲﮐ #I mean enchantment

apolladay

How many maternal uncles do you have? Your mum's brothers, that is

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--not sure

How many maternal uncles do you have? Your mum's brothers, that is

not sure

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

#fuck I gotta look up my family tree give me a hot sec #I know there's 13 in total #but how many are boys??

prettycottonmouthlamia

The really funny thing about "snakes aren't mammals your snake girl shouldn't have breasts!" is like yeah. Neither should your cat girl.

prettycottonmouthlamia

The fact that this is the line drawn is really funny! Human breasts are actually incredibly rare among mammals! We don't know exactly why humans have big bazongas but it's probably sexual selection, which presents the really funny problem

If your snake women having sex with people is normal and expected...then yeah, they're ALSO probably going to have something resembling breasts. They might even just have breasts in all but function.

prettycottonmouthlamia

Like yes, non-mammals don't make milk, but you actually don't need the whole kit that humans do in order to make milk. Arguably its not even the important part of the breast to begin with.

prettycottonmouthlamia

You also don't need to justify it at all you can just be a pervert about it.

swiftrunnerfelidae

We actually have another theory why human breasts are like that, and it's because of our flat faces.

Most mammals have, compared to humans, an elongated jaw. So a little tiny bump of a mammary gland is fine, just enough to get the nostrils away from the teat, and the young can freely breathe while nursing. However, as humans started using fire more and more to cook food - which softened it up, rendering powerful jaws less necessary - their jaws began to shorten, resulting in the development of the chin and other unique facial structures as the face flattened out.

This, of course, meant that babies could suffocate while nursing, which would obviously be bad. But what if... what if nipple further from chest? Bigger bump, so baby's nose have spot to go that isn't directly into mommy's chest? Oh, turns out that works! Of course, as more and more fat stores become dedicated to growing that breast mound to keep baby from suffocating, it becomes harder and harder for the mother to reabsorb that tissue when not nursing (as many other mammals do), so they just... don't. Knockon effects from there, and bam. Tiddies.

Which means if your cat girl has a flat face she probably should still have boobs but if she's got the full muzzle, not so much.

prettycottonmouthlamia

That's actually really interesting honestly.

#we should have stuck with eating raw veggies #I hate these bitches

thatflutefaggot456

Jesus Christ am I having a shit fucking week....

#btw I asked for an itemized receipt for the medical fees #and they put facility fee $430 on the receipt #what does the facility fee cover!!?? that's what I want to know

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furryprovocateur

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

#I named myself after a thing #particularly an explosion #so

sweetfirebird

So I saw some people remarking that they didn't understand why "liberals" are focusing on the disaster of the Reflecting Pool paint job, and ok so when you see stuff like that, I need you to remember we are dealing with a wannabe strongman. Anything that makes him look ineffectual, wasteful, and incredibly stupid-- you get that between your teeth and you don't let go. Especially *especially* when it involves laughing at him.

Also... it is funny. Except for the poor ducks, it's funny. Man lost a war to algae. His "American Flag Blue" is green and slimy and the paint is peeling off, and all before his big 4th of July show that no musicians want to play. It's funny. Point and laugh. That is fighting fascism, actually.

#but also consider he spent 12 million of your tax dollars for it fail #especially when everyone who was anyone was telling him it would fail #he's literally pissing away YOUR money #be madder actually

Jesus Christ am I having a shit fucking week....

#I finally got back all my money from the person who stole my identity #AND then my insurance didn't cover two imaging claims and a room claim totaling 1k #what the actual fuck why is this ALLOOOOOOWED

jamessundylundy

francisco goya if he had joy in his heart

#OP I would pay you so much money to get a wallpaper print of this #but I live in a rental....#but my landlord is dying 🤔

ot3

its crazy how if you post like a dark skinned woman wearing a tank top it's instantly and permanently flagged but straight up a photo of a dude sucking his own dick on my dash, the original post posted like two weeks ago, doesn't even have a 'potentially mature' label. fuck this websites moderation so bad for real

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Guess who I bank with that would cause enough problems that I had $2k stolen from me over a week ago and they still haven't refunded me or given me a new card or told me the truth in the nine phone calls I had with them this week.

Just guess.

apolladay

Do you have any plans for the summer?

yes

nuance

Southern Hemisphere button

Voting ended onJun 24

#my wife and I are going on a honeymoon to tahiti

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