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Phew, it’s brutal having to limit myself to five reasons when there are a hundred. But fine.

1 As a white woman, the first step is finding a man who wants to procreate. If you ask ten white men, nine will say no, and you have to painstakingly persuade the one who might say yes. Ask ten Black men, and nine will say yes on the spot, while you only have to convince the one holdout.

2 Once you have a Black baby, you’ve essentially got a subscription for more. Black men who see you with your Black baby will offer to father another one. Instead of having to search for a father, many will offer themselves to you. You’ll have a choice!

3 No matter where in the world you live as a white woman, you’ve inherited a massive debt of guilt from your ancestors. Wars, colonialism, the Holocaust, slavery, the extermination of Native Americans—crimes everywhere you look. It’s not easy to live with that. But there is an emergency exit: having a child with a Black man—someone descended from the very people your ancestors oppressed. Instead of having to lower your eyes in shame when you meet a Black man, you can look him in the eye with confidence, thanks to your Black baby.

4 A Black baby brings you into harmony with nature. Your child will inherit traits from two very different gene pools, ensuring a healthy genetic makeup. Black people from Africa are free from hereditary diseases associated with modern civilization. Along with many other positive elements, Black people will provide your child with a miracle substance that no white person can give them: melanin. This skin-pigmenting, protective substance turns your child’s skin brown and shields them from harmful UV radiation—offering protection against skin cancer, among other things. Statistically, Black children have a significantly smaller carbon footprint than white children.

5 The Black baby you—as a young white woman—will give birth to plays a positive role in humanity’s future path. It is a bridge between the white and black worlds and helps to push back against racism. Wherever you go with your black child, you will be an ambassador for a better world of peace and racial harmony. Other young white women will look to you as a role model and carry black babies themselves. Inspired by your example, other black men will step out of the shadow of racism that darkens their lives and seek the chance to plant their baby in a white woman.

The black baby is already in your mind; the first prerequisite for it soon being in your womb is already in place. Take the next step: seek the company of black men. Smile at them and signal your interest. Then you will interact with them, and the rest will follow naturally. Good luck!