Peter Solarz
RMH
occasionally subtle
NASA
JVL
cherry valley forever
Product Placement
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
roma★
taylor price
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@sourweather
A good friend of mine (and a very gifted writer for what its worth) is falling on some rough times. If you have a few bucks to spare to help her and her mom cover expenses, send it over to her gofundme
Much Love, SW 💖
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Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.
Time loops strike again 😔
No??? 18 years of time loop obviously 🙄
This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely
[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next
you are my solution
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How deep does it go? The answer may surprise you. Or not.
Probably not.
let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.
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i missed his kohl-lined eyes so naturally I had to paint him and add some blood to his neck
Just a reminder commissions are open!
ko-fi
Beru, Koko and Meng as Paintings 🖼️
✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎
how id survive horror movies:
iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one
it: my pronouns are she/they
sinners: im an atheist
the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms
Resident evil: id evict them
Midsommar: im swedish.
Get out: ok i'll leave
x: im still calling it twitter
american psycho: i live in sweden
la llorona: i speak spanish so id tell her to stop crying
train to busan: my destination is before busan
Aliens: im a monsterfucker
a nightmare on elm street: i dont live on elm street
US: i dont live in the united states
eraserhead: i dont have a quirk (this is a my hero academia tie-in joke)
Carrie: Thats not my name
Green room: my room is red
The orphanage: my parents are alive
I saw the TV glow: yeah they tend to do that when theyre not turned off
The Cabin in the woods: i only have a cottage
The Thing: i love fantastic 4
Werewolves: im a tumblr user 🍍
10k notes heres the honorable mentions from the notes. click for alt text
these following are probably my favorites. yall got the joke and did it right
reminding me of the version of this i saw on tiktok thats like "nunca diga su nombre" pues nomas no lo digo y ya ["never say their name" okay i wont then 🤷]
special shout out to this one because ngl the previous version wasnt gonna make the cut
all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success
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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!
makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.
0 products also works great
because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all
I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you
I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter
no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.
makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.
this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that
the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha
#nobody survived this post
Official graveyard post
stop telling people I’m dead
hate when a motherfucker says he has dark humor and then it turns out he just means he knows racial slurs
