GIVE ME 2 MORE YEARS / LET ME KNOW IF YOURE HIRING

the reveal that ian and nikki were hooking up before bear used the one wish willow is really disturbing to me because that context takes the opening scene from “oh he’s just horrible with women and/or doesn’t know nikki well” to “he’s deliberately trying to fuck up bear’s chances with nikki.” and yeah, nikki doesn’t like bear like that, but what if she did? he’s deliberately trying to ruin their chances together without giving nikki a say in it. he interrupts them at the bar on purpose. he tries to keep them from getting a moment alone together. his “worry” when nikki is acting up is really jealousy now that she’s with bear instead of him. he digs into her estranged dad’s medical history!! ian is JUST as controlling and weird as bear and is constantly trying to exercise control over nikki and their relationship, and i think it’s really disturbing that every guy in her life felt like they had this “claim” to her or that being with her was their right

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

the reveal that ian and nikki were hooking up before bear used the one wish willow is really disturbing to me because that context takes the opening scene from “oh he’s just horrible with women and/or doesn’t know nikki well” to “he’s deliberately trying to fuck up bear’s chances with nikki.” and yeah, nikki doesn’t like bear like that, but what if she did? he’s deliberately trying to ruin their chances together without giving nikki a say in it. he interrupts them at the bar on purpose. he tries to keep them from getting a moment alone together. his “worry” when nikki is acting up is really jealousy now that she’s with bear instead of him. he digs into her estranged dad’s medical history!! ian is JUST as controlling and weird as bear and is constantly trying to exercise control over nikki and their relationship, and i think it’s really disturbing that every guy in her life felt like they had this “claim” to her or that being with her was their right

sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you.

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so embarrassing to like music. "yeah, these are all my favorite noises", "im gonna pay money to go to the room where they play this sound really loud", "im gonna 'buy' these noises so i can listen to them later". humiliating. literature isnt like this

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat