LuCi

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Unsure how people could think Taylor's a bad lyricist when she literally wrote "I'm lost without a compass / when i can't smell your balls / your balls are like a compass to my nose"

plot holes would be soft and gooey and make you shiver

weewee the stowaway

wevrybody loves you weewee.

that's the chemical formula of ethanol 😭 girl wyd

wait let me google something

trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

In salt & vinegar flavour.

its required that every day you think about women kissing