Tenderised Moose

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

DIG

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OOPS TOO DEEP

CLIMB

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it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

PARTY!!

YES

I’m gonna need a ride.  Can someone pick me up on the way?

so people wana pool for a carpool? How many people is it to take the express lane for space shuttles?

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty