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so so many fictional characters i love i know i would HAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEE as people. but when they are within the context of their little worlds and dealing with people that are not me i luv them

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every day I learn more about what apple emoji look like and I am horrified by what I have apparently been sending people

WHY IS IT BLUSHING

#emoji #favorite emoji RUINED #that is NOT the impression i want to make when i send that!!!!#it's the sighing emoji all over again… 😮‍💨

faunem

no weapons against me shall prosper

#q

sardonyxlestrange

Some last minute birthday pictures. I’m soo not used to being in front of a legitimate camera lol, I’ve gotten used to phone cameras.

I hope the nervous awkwardness isn’t apparent in my face😬

#holy shit #art #fashion #photography #photoshoot #goth

hikes-and-moans

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

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sailatina3

Brown is a beautiful color FUCK all the propaganda trying to convince us its ugly.

#i used to be a fool but now i too am a brown-is-beautiful truther #brown to me feels soft and warm #i especially like dark chocolate browns

fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife

Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.

Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.

Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.

Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.

anarchistmemedistro

food has no moral value. being fed does.

tastefullyoffensive

(photo by bowlerhatbear)

dogbirthday

go with him

jumpingjacktrash

he wants to show you something

queerrussetpotato

he has a side quest for you

princekarkat

this is how people get taken by the fae

starstruckminnow

@muffinlance hey look it’s guard!zuko and the knowledge seekers

muffinlance

YOU

fleebites

throwback thursday: storm at sea 🌊

#q #art #fantasy #character design

justplaggin

witch hat atelier — ch. 23 || ep. 13

#witch hat atelier #animanga #gif

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mossmittens

virtualgirladvance

Not his name

#q #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laugh rule #animanga

eroscestlavie

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

imagedescribed

[ID:

A tweet by @/gr8writingtips that reads: your first draft isn't perfect? what? that's weird. i've never heard of that happening before. maybe you should give up

/end ID]

#described #writing

vamptits

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

halberdbooks

Yeah

#poetry

bumblebeebats

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

#internet censorship

penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

butterflyslinky

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

penny-anna

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

penny-anna

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

amuseoffyre

In updates, Parliament has confirmed that Count Binface won't be allowed to wear the bin or costume in Parliament:

He also did an interview:

crimsonphantasmagoria

#please please please #count binface #uk politics #current events #nigel farage

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